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UK Couple Ordered to Spend Nights Apart After Domino’s Pizza Sex Romp

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SCARBOROUGH, England — That’ll hit ‘em where it hurts.

A randy U.K. couple who were caught on camera having sex while waiting for a Domino’s pizza have been slapped with a curfew that will bar them from spending the night together for six months.

Daniella Hirst, 29, and Craig Smith, 31, were captured by surveillance cameras engaging in a full-on, 18-minute romp right in front of the counter of the fast food joint in the seaside resort town of Scarborough in February,

The pair had popped in for a pie after a boozy night and Hirst soon dropped to her knees to perform oral sex on Smith in plain view as they waited for their order.

Minutes later, Smith had pulled Hirst’s pants down and the two engaged in full-on sex with Hirst leaning over the counter.

The workers, who were busy taking phone orders, making pizzas and shipping them out the door, did not appear to notice what was going on on the other side of the counter.

But when a worker later spotted the steamy sex acts on the store’s surveillance footage, the video soon appeared online and went viral. Police soon identified the cheeky couple and they were charged with outraging public decency.

The couple admitted to the Sun newspaper that they regularly engaged in public sex.

“I’m very open-minded about sex and public places — I love the thrill you may get caught,” Hirst said. “But obviously I never thought we’d get caught like this and end up all over the internet.”

While the pair avoided jail time, the judge ordered that they remain at home from 7 p.m. until 7 a.m. everyday for six months, meaning they will spend their nights apart as they live separately.

Man Busted Trying to Light Cigarette With Gas Station Pump

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Skyler Whitebull

BISMARCK, North Dakota — Put the pump down.

A North Dakota man was busted after cops say they spotted him trying to light a cigarette using the nozzle of a gas pump.

Skyler Beau Whitebull, 29, of Cannon Ball was stumbling around in the Bismarck gas station parking lot when cops ordered him to put the nozzle down. He allegedly refused and resisted when cops attempted to wrestle the pump away from him and then struck a fighting pose.

Officers then forced him to the ground. He allegedly continued fighting with cops as they tried to slap cuffs on him, the Bismarck Tribune reported.

A search of Whitebull’s bag revealed several small, zippered bags with methamphetamine residue, cops said. He was charged with misdemeanor meth possession and resisting arrest.

 

Very Wrong Customer Busted For Hurling Nacho Cheese in 7-11 Clerk’s Face

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Stephanie Hicks wanted nacho cheese her way

MELBOURNE, Florida — In this case, the customer was definitely wrong.

A hungry Florida woman was arrested for hurling nacho cheese and a sandwich at a 7-11 clerk, and then screaming “The customer is always right!,” police said.

Stephanie Hicks, 31, had gone into the Melbourne, Florida convenience store early Thursday to buy the sandwich and a cup of the nacho cheese, police said.

But she got into an argument with the store clerk who told her not to open the hot cheese dispenser. When Hicks attempted to pay, the clerk refused to serve her. Hicks then threw the cheese and the sandwich in the clerk’s face, cops said.

Hicks later told cops she didn’t like the clerk’s attitude, the Palm Day Daily reported.

When the clerk told Hicks she was calling the cops, Hicks responding by yelling: “The customer is always right!” She was charged with battery.

Woman Finds Naked Burglar Gobbling Canned Pineapple in Florida Home

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Mary Hamilton said the door was open for her to steal pineapple — while naked

ST. AUGUSTINE, Florida — She was a truly uninhibited, uninvited guest.

A Florida substitute teacher was stunned to come home and discover a naked 63-year-old stranger standing in front of an open refrigerator, gorging on canned pineapple, police said.

The teacher, Gloria Day, says when she discovered Mary Hamilton in her house after returning from work and demanded to know what she was doing there. Hamilton started walking towards Day, who beat a hasty retreat out to her guy and called police.

As officers arrived, Hamilton came out wearing a t-shirt that belonged to Day’s son. When they asked her why she went into the house, Hamilton told them: “the door was open for me to come inside.”

Day told cops she had never seen Hamilton before in her life.

Hamilton, who was listed in the police report as “retired,” was charged with unoccupied burglary and theft.

Philanthropist to Be Extradited From US to Guyana to Face Murder Charge in Gay Beating Death

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Marcus Bisram was a major donor to Guyanese charities

NEW YORK  — A wealthy Guyanese philanthropist was ordered by a U.S. judge to be extradited from New York back to his home country to face charges that he allegedly ordered the brutal beating death of a carpenter who had spurned his sexual advances at a party.

Marcus Bisram, 27, had been living openly in Queens since fleeing Guyana following the killing of carpenter Faiyaz Narinedatt in October 2016.

Guyanese prosecutors said Bisram had hosted a party at his house in Number 70 Village in Berbice that night and had grabbed Narinedatt’s penis and buttocks as he was urinating in the backyard.

Narinedatt responded by slapping Bisram twice in the face. As Narinedatt tried to walk back to the party, Bisram allegedly yelled to five of his guests: “He just slapped me up, you all done he, you all kill he skunt,” a colloquial phrase meaning to kill him.

The men started to brutally beat Narinedatt, authorities said, as Bisram egged them on, yelling:“Beat he till he dead.”

The men then handcuffed Narinedatt, threw him in the trunk of a car, drove him to a deserted stretch of road and ran over him several times. His lifeless body was found the next day.

Meanwhile, Bisram flew to New York, where he had largely lived since childhood. In recent years he had created a foundation that donated heavily to charitable projects in Guyana.

Bisram was arrested by New York authorities in July and had awaited extradition since. The five men involved in the killing were arrested earlier and have been charged with murder in Guyana.

Several of Bisram’s relatives in Guyana, including his mother, have been charged with attempting to bribe authorities there to make the case against him go away,  Kaieteur News reported.

Cowboys Fan Sets Self On Fire While Burning Jersey He Wore In Packers Loss

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VERO BEACH, Florida — Talk about having a burning passion for your team.

A 27-year-old Florida man suffered severe burns after he and his pals agreed to torch the jersey of the losing team in Sunday’s matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers.

Only problem was that he was still wearing it, authorities said.

“He was set on fire after losing a bet on the Cowboys game … Skin was hanging off his arm and back,” a witness told the Sebastian Daily.

The man, whose name was not immediately released, suffered third-degree burns on his right arm and right hand and second-degree burns to his back.

Police say family members told them that they had agreed to burn the jersey of the team that lost the game. After Aaron Rodgers marched the Packers down the field for a last minute score to win the game 35-31, it was decided to burn the man’s Cowboy’s jersey.

The man told cops he was drunk and thought it was perfectly fine to leave the jersey on while it burned.

Relatives quickly yanked the flaming shirt off and rushed the man to a hospital.

Bartender Charged in St. Paddy’s Pub Tumble That Left Underage Girl in Coma

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Megan Keefe suffered severe head injuries in fall at Spirits bar in downtown Cleveland

CLEVELAND — An Ohio bartender has been criminally charged or serving drinks on St. Patrick’s Day to an underage girl who later fell from a second-story balcony and suffered severe head injuries.

Authorities say Carisa Buehner, 29, was tending bar at Spirits in downtown Cleveland when 20-year-old Megan Keefe and her friends came in and ordered drinks. Arview of surveillance footage showed that Buehner served Keefe three vodka drinks that day without asking for ID, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Keefe later tumbled headfirst from the bar’s second floor balcony and smashed her head into a granite railing 15 feet below. The fall tore a chunk of granite off the railing and left Keefe with a bleeding on her brain and fractures to her skull, vertebrae and eye socket.

Her family says she remains in a coma and is currently in a long-term care facility. They say the family has already incurred over $1 million in medical bills and expect it will cost over $10 million to care for her for the rest of her life.

Buehner was charged with with selling alcohol to someone under 21 years old, a first-degree misdemeanor.

Keefe’s family has filed a lawsuit against the bar and the state liquor authority is still investigating whether to revoke its liquor license.

Hallucinating Florida Couple Report Imaginary Home Invasion to Police

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Tatum Guyer (l) and James Turner took a bumpy journey to the center of their minds

JUPITER, Florida — Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

A Florida couple were busted after calling 911 claiming three armed black men were about to storm their home but later admitting to cops that they were high on drugs and had hallucinated the whole thing.

Tatam Guyer, 26, was at 40-year-old James Turner’s home last week when she called police in a panic to report a possible home invasion after spotting the three men in the driveway and that one had entered the house, the Palm Beach Sheriff’s office said.

As several police cruisers raced to the house, Guyer and Turner hopped into his white truck and took off.

Cops were unable to find anyone at the house and caught up to the couple driving nearby. When they pulled over, the officer noted they appeared to “hallucinating, agitated, and kept pointing to the back of the truck saying there was a black male in the back of the truck,” the police report stated.

A search of the truck similarly turned up no sign of anyone. What they did find was a bag of cocaine and a pill bottle containing Xanax and Oxycodone. Turner admitted the drugs were his and said that they had been doing coke and Xanax all night which is “why they were acting this way.”

He was charged with drug possession and Guyer was charged with misuse of the 911 system.

 

Time Traveler Warning of Upcoming Alien Invasion is Arrested for Public Drunkenness

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CASPER, Wyoming — This explains everything.

A slobbering drunk Wyoming man was arrested after stopping people in the street claiming he had been sent from the future to warn people that aliens are coming to town next year and that they should leave while they had the chance.

Bryant Johnson insisted that he had been sent from the year 2048 and that he needed to speak to the president of the town, KTWO-AM reported.

He told cops that in order  to time travel, the aliens had to fill his body with alcohol and have him stand on a giant pad in order to send him back in time. Unfortunately, they sent him back to 2017, as he supposed to be sent to 2018.

Officers noticed that Johnson’s eyes were watery and bloodshot eyes, that his speech was slurred speech and that he reeked of booze, so they arrested him for public intoxication.

A preliminary test showed Johnson had a blood alcohol content of .136, nearly twice the legal limit.

Man Busted Having Sex in Car Accuses Cop of ‘Cock Blocking’ Him

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Bailey Puttkemery (l) kept going at it with Emily Scott despite police orders to stop

LA CROSSE, Wisconsin — A randy couple were busted for lewd and lascivious behavior when a cop found them having sex in a car and they refused to stop when ordered to get out, with the man accusing the officer of “ cock blocking” him.

An officer came upon the offending couple early Monday morning when he heard moaning coming from a parked car and saw the windows were fogged and the vehicle was rocking back and forth, the La Crosse Tribune reported.

A woman living nearby had called cops saying the noise had woken her up.

When the officer knocked on the window, he found 21-year-old Bailey Puttkemery and 20-year-old Emily Scott, both of La Crosse, both nude and going at it in the backseat.

The officer ordered the pair to stop and then waited for them to dress. But when they didn’t emerge from the car after five minutes, the saw that they had gone back to having sex, police said.

When the officer opened the door he says Puttkemery tried to pull it shut before accusing the cop of “cock blocking” him.

“You’re a man. You should understand. It’s Oktoberfest weekend,” police quoted Puttkemery saying as he stood nude outside the car.

Both Puttkemery and Scott were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, although the district attorney’s office later opted not to prosecute.