STUART, Florida — A belching topless woman reeking of booze told a Florida cop he was the “sexiest thing” and said wanted to have sex with him as he slapped the cuffs on her after she wrecked her car.
A Martin County Sheriff’s deputy investigating the Nov. 24 single car crash found Schmude with no shirt on and her unbuttoned jeans lowered down to her thighs, TCPalm.com reported.
Schmude allegedly was muttering and incoherent and the vehicle stank of booze, police said.
She was taken to a local hospital and read her rights but began screaming and “causing a big scene,” before falling asleep, according to a police affidavit states.
Schmude then “woke up several times and belched loudly which emitted the very strong odor of alcohol,” the report stated. She asked where she was and when cops told her she was under arrest, she began coming on to the deputy.
“You are the sexiest thing I’ve seen, I’m going to (engage in a highly sexual act with you),” the report quoted her as saying.
She started biting her lower lip, moaning and staring at the deputy while thrusting her hand down her pants.
“This act took place at least three times,” the affidavit states.
When Schmude was taken to jail she grew upset once again and was “very belligerent and cocky.”
Schmude told cops she had drank “a lot” of Ciroc, a gluten-free vodka distilled from French grapes. A Breathalyzer test registered her blood alcohol content at 0.168, twice the legal limit.
Court records show Schmude was arrested in 2013 for prostitution and possession of pharmaceutical drugs without a prescription.