MANASSAS, Virginia — Call it a case of ass-ault.
A man has been charged with picking up fruit at a Virginia supermarket, rubbing it on his buttocks and then putting it back on the shelves.
Manassas police say staff at the Giant Food market had to destroy “several pallets” of produce after spying Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, pull down his pants and defile the food on Saturday.
He was charged with destruction of property and indecent exposure.
Cops say they don’t believe the episode was mental health-related and that Johnson did it because he thought it was funny.