CASPER, Wyoming — This explains everything.
A slobbering drunk Wyoming man was arrested after stopping people in the street claiming he had been sent from the future to warn people that aliens are coming to town next year and that they should leave while they had the chance.
Bryant Johnson insisted that he had been sent from the year 2048 and that he needed to speak to the president of the town, KTWO-AM reported.
He told cops that in order to time travel, the aliens had to fill his body with alcohol and have him stand on a giant pad in order to send him back in time. Unfortunately, they sent him back to 2017, as he supposed to be sent to 2018.
Officers noticed that Johnson’s eyes were watery and bloodshot eyes, that his speech was slurred speech and that he reeked of booze, so they arrested him for public intoxication.
A preliminary test showed Johnson had a blood alcohol content of .136, nearly twice the legal limit.