MARATHON, Florida — This Santa look-alike is definitely going to get some coal in his stocking this year.
Fidel Gutuerrel Gonzales Gutierrez — who bears an uncanny resemblance to St. Nick if he had moved down to the Florida Keys — has been busted for selling some snow.
The 58-year-old sold cocaine to undercover agents sxi times in February and March, the Monroe County Sheriff’s office said.
On each of the occasions, Gonzales Gutierrez is accused of selling drugs within 1,000 feet of a school or house of worship. He is also charged with using a two-way radio to facilitate a felony.
Police records say Gonzales Gutierrez is a fisherman, despite his resemblance to a sleigh driver.